The main purpose here is to have a nice central place for all the people I help out. I mean slave as a source for daily life IT support (j/k ya'll). If you don't mind my quirky attitude and my inability to leave a random conversational tangent alone this will hopefully serve as a reference point for things I commonly repeat to everyone. Enjoy!
Now onto today:
I keep coming across random annoyances in computers, operating systems, hardware, software, life, you name it. Usually 90% of my frustrations come from technology that is poorly thought out, implemented, or just plain JUNK.
Today's, and honestly the last weeks worth of frustration, has come from Windows 7. I'm going to list all the cons that come with it so you all buy Macs. I'M KIDDING, if we all went Mac, we'd be broke and jobless with bleached white computers that belie their hardware inside. Everyone, John U Everyone, knows the only reason we have Mac is so that Microsoft can redevelop it's snazzy look and appeal while finding a less drastic name for the stolen product. I'd call the MPAA or the RIAA but they only care about how much I'm stealing from Bono. Hey, on the lighter side, at least they aren't bothering us with a confession?
So for the record, this former Mac 'playa hate'a' now is indifferent to both companies. I will be willing to have a croûton, maybe even a spot of tea with Steve Jobs. Especially since Mac got off it's proprietary rocker and realized that every computer can't actually be Mac by actually allowing it to work with the of the actual world.
***UPDATE to the Stevie/Gates Watch:
104th (caribou coffee invite): Steve Jobs AND Bill Gates STILL haven't returned my phone calls.
Now that you know what a beaten and battle worn soul types before you, here's my beef:
--Why does simple have to mean bigger everything, less information, and forced comliance?!?!?!
Starting with Windows Fisher Price Edition (ref. Windows XP) we got used to pretty colors and round corners. This meant no more torn sleeveless office dress shirts, and no need for pocket protectors. Our desperation for support and compatibility drove us to it, but actually we came out OK.
Obviously feeling alone and unappreciated without millions of complaint calls, Microsoft gives us an all new product: Windows Glass (ref. Vista) complete with bugs to rival a cross-country semi's windshield. Leaps and bounds were actually accomplished however! We could see through things! We were finally able to have a window go full screen without popping a zanax because the security of seeing our desktop was there. Now, while falling short of the future, we at least felt important after proving we could throw down $300-600 for a single piece of software.
After years of polishing and ending Windows XP support for compliance, we now have the triumphant "Windows Appology Edition"!
Yes, thats right the lucky 7 edition, complete with authenticate certificate, forced compliance, double boot times, a shiny look, better information hiding, Mac features to satisfy even Steve Jobs. They even managed to rhyme their 'Gadgets' so the floods of Mac converts won't get confused when looking for 'Widgets'.
Here's my proof of the decadent re-programed crap ideology we are being fed on both fronts (drum roll please?)
This is a sample image of the text size, font, and spacing for 'WordPad' in Windows 7. Notice anything?
Now here we have a XP example. Now I really hope you can tell because I can't make it more obvious without hitting you.
These are the default fonts, text sizes, and spacings. Personally I have good vision and would prefer to not have to constantly adjust the settings every time I used the program. Remember, this is WordPad. A simple fast and lightweight program that now is defaulting to a bulky white padded style taking up valuable space. Yeah yeah yeah, we still have notepad, but the point of WordPad was to allow simple editing like text color and font size to a program like Notepad, without all the busty weight of Word, or even worse, Adobe Acrobat. Great job Microsoft, I feel a little more used.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! BUY WINDOWS 7 NOW AND YOU'LL ALSO GET:
Look at all that lovely white. It's like a freshly fallen yard of snow that we can't even build a snow fort on. I can just hear Microsoft belching out "Bah, ya don't need all that space there m'laddie. Twas gonna put ya down to ole Davey Jones Locker it was!"
Yeah, well Microsoft, I wanted it. I'm sorry, but this is why people pirate from you, or give up your bugged crap forced conversion crap for Linux and Mac. I will not belittle or berate anyone who pirates your OS, nor will I re-consider my plans on the upcoming Linux change over. Sorry bill, but the buck (this studly man buck right here *points to self* and taps wallet) stops here.
Finally for those of you who want a taste of a real man's file manager. Look at windows 98, or heck, even XP looks and works better. You can even go all the way to 3.11 if your brave :)). You won't find the frills of super huge icons and unnecessary features to slow your useage, but hey I always say "Mmmm, just like Grandma used to make."
Here's some more pics:
BAM! I feel better already!
Can someone get me a Genie and grant my wish???!?
Ok, I'll wrap up with this. Windows 7 did do a lot of fixes and it runs pretty smooth. There are work arounds and all of us operating system tweakers will find the nessisary work arounds to make it work the way we want it. As far as functionality goes, it's WAY better than Vista, but *sniffle* It'll never take away the scars....
Alex
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